Markus Naerheim: Writer & Cartoonist
Markus Naerheim: Writer & Cartoonist

Cartoons

Since I was a kid, I've always enjoyed drawing cartoons, and now I'm getting back into it. Each week, usually on Mondays, I will post a new cartoon. They will be pencil drawings, and hopefully will make you laugh. You can click on the cartoons to enlarge them.

Markus

Steel Wool Sheep

Size Matters

Her: Oh my God! There's a huge spider in the hall! You have to get rid of it!
Him: It's funny you're so afraid of spiders. They're harmless. I'll put him outside.

Him: (making spiders with hands) Here's the spider coming to get you! Haha!
Her: Stop it! That's horrible!

I'm Special!

Beautiful

Taxidermy Uncle

Dad: The girls liked Uncle Bob so much we had him stuffed when he died. He's a good babysitter.

Modern Dating

Guy: Tell me about yourself.

Girl: I'm a mammal.
Guy: We have a lot in common.
Girl: Let's get married.

 

Modern dating in the post-Covid, social media age can be a strange experience. Young people have lost their social skills and can't make conversation. At the same time they are lonely. But you don't need a lot in common to partner up. Being a mammal is enough.

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